Hey Melvin...
Why does ASU East smell like sweaty (men)? And what are your thoughts on a portion of Obama's stimulus package going towards a skyscraper-sized bottle of Febreeze to make my walk to class a little more endurable?
Why does ASU East smell like sweaty (men)? And what are your thoughts on a portion of Obama's stimulus package going towards a skyscraper-sized bottle of Febreeze to make my walk to class a little more endurable?
-Bandana-faced Sundevil
Dear banana face,
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't noticed that same foul odor. And I'd be a fool if I didn't agree that we need some bailing out over here.
First, I will address the reason for the smell. I did some research, hoping to discover a mysterious tale of old, recounting some confidential military or dharma initiative experiments that were secretly conducted years ago on campus and were now buried low beneath the surface, only for its unpleasant stench to come crying up from the dust, years later, haunting the very mad scientists that once created it (and us poor students). Instead, I found 3 large dumpsters clustered together which are responsible for the trespass.
Secondly, I spoke with Febreeze and they agree to construct the large bottle. They find the marketing could be good for business. Now all we need is Congress to slip it in the bill so we get some funding. Turns out, it is quite expensive. I think it is quite possible though, because they sure got a lot of bologna to sneak in as it is.
-Melvin